Saya mendapat tugas bahasa inggris dari guru saya…
Ia menyuruh kami (students) untuk membuat karangan yang menceritakan tentang sebab kami (students) masuk dalam penjara (ceritanya kami adalah seorang mantan narapidana yang baru saja keluar dari penjara)…
Kami disuruh membuat karangan itu sampai 2 kali…
Ada beberapa teman saya yang membuat cerita yang cukup kocak… 
Demikian ceritanya :
I had killed someone, I swear I did it in purpose…
When I was at school, my english teacher asked me to make a story about
“How I could be put in the jail”… Then I made it, and then she read n gave me a good mark…
Then, She asked me to made another story about it again…
I felt angry, and then I killed her, because she made me busy….
So I was put in the jail for 2 years…
Story by Dani Suluh Permadi (dds-permadi.blogspot.com)
Here is another story :
Long long ago, my friends and I, planned to rob a bank… I was the planmaker… Then my teammate were Mary,Willson,Satrio, and Setiawan (me)… We used 2 cars, and toyguns…
When the bank was open, and there was not too many people, Mary pretended to be fainted… So the security helped her… Setiawan and Willson robbed the money, and satrio and I became hostages…
After that, Willson and Setiawan were shot… They died!!!
Satrio and I took the money with us and we ran by car…
I was in the first car, and Satrio in the other car…
Satrio was arrested less than 3 minutes after that, because he wasn’t as goog as me… The police ran after me… 4 hours later, my car ran out the fuel… My car stopped on the middle of street… So the police arrested me and court sentenced me for 1 day, because I had disturbed the traffic… (not because I had robbed the bank)…
Than Satrio was given death penalty…
So Mary and I lived happily 4ever…
Story by Eric Winata Jonathan (ericbla.blogspot.com)
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