Archimedes dan Newton tak akan mengerti

Medan magnet yang berinduksi di antara kita

Einstein & Edison tak sanggup merumuskan E=MC[sub]2[/sub]

Ah… Tak sebanding dengan momen cintaku

Pertama kali bayanganmu jatuh tepat di fokus hatiku

Nyata, tegak, diperbesar dengan kekuatan lensa maksimum

Bagai tetes minyak milikan jatuh di ruang hampa

Cintaku lebih besar dari bilangan Avogrado

Walau jarak kita bagai matahari & pluto saat aphelium amplitudo

Gelombang hatimu berinterferensi dengan hatiku

Seindah gerak harmonik sempurna tanpa gaya pemulih

Bagai Keppler gaya dengan kecepatan angular yang tak terbatas

Energi mekanik cintaku tak terbendung oleh friksi

Energi potensial cintaku tak terpengaruh

Oleh tetapan cahaya energi kinetik cintaku

Bahkan hukum kekebalan energi tak dapat tandingi

Hukum kekekalan antara kita

Liat hukum cinta kita,

Momen cintaku tegak lurus dengan momen cintamu

Menjadikan cinta kita sebagai titik ekuilibrium yang sempurna

Dengan inersia tak terhingga

Takkan tergoyahkan impuls atau momentum gaya

Inilah resultan momentum cinta kita…

Surat ini khusus bagi gadis yang sangat saya cintai…

1. I can not live without light, yet when light shines on me, i die. Who am I?

2. A rich man had just married with a woman. The woman had spent a lot of money of the rich man and she left him. But, after that the man became a millionaire. Why?

3. Among my siblings, I am the thinnest. I am in Paris, but not in France. Who am I?

4. A man was 20 years old in 2003 but 15 years old in 2008. Why?

5. A teacher taught roman number to the students. She asked the students to change number IX becomes 6 by writing only one line. How?

6. A man wanted a haircut and there are only 2 barbers in town. Looking in their shops, he noticed that the first was neat and the barber’s hair was nicely trimmed. Looking into the other shop, he noticed that it was untidy and the barber’s hair was cut badly. He decided to go to the second one. Why?

By : Raja Oktovin (senam_angka_sehat)

Matrikulasi tahun pembelajaran 2008/2009 di SMANSaTa dimulai Senin,14 Juli 2008 dan berakhir pada Rabu,16 Juli 2008…

Namun siswa kelas X telah diharuskan hadir Sabtu,12 Juli 2008, untuk membersihkan lingkungan sekolah(kasian d) , Panitia dan kakak bimbing juga diwajibkan datang untuk membimbing para siswa baru…

Saya menjadi kakak bimbing gugus 3 (anak2 memakai nama gugus The Champion)…

Anak2 gugus 3, tidak ada yang bandel, jadinya seru bgt sewaktu bermain bersama mereka…

Ini merupakan salah satu pengalaman tak terlupakan selama hidup saya…

Tapi hari ini, beberapa jam sebelum post ini dimuat, Matrikulasinya udah selesai… Rasanya ada yang hilang… 

Buat adik2 kelas yang baca ini, saya mohon maaf yang sebesar-besarnya, apabila selama 4 hari ini, saya pernah bentak2 n marahin kalian…

By Elives WP

SIlahkan menyanggah…

Perhatikan berikut ini :


Akarkan kedua ruas,



Kali silang :

Karena menurut kesepakatan internasional, ,

Ada yang mau menyanggah?

By Elives WP

2 orang anak pakai sepatu roda berdiri hadap-hadapan di atas sebuah jalan di samping rel kereta api. Mereka lagi melakukan percobaan mengukur panjang kereta api yang sedang berjalan.

Tepat saat KA sejajar mereka, maka mereka saling dorong sehingga bergerak dengan kecepatan yang sama dengan arah berlawanan (karena berat mereka sama). Si A yang bergerak berlawan arah dengan KA berhenti pada saat dia sejajar dengan ekor KA, dan dia telah menempuh jarak 30 m dari posisi semula. Tak lama kemudian si B juga berhenti setelah dia berada sejajar dengan ekor kereta api, dan telah menempuh jarak sejauh 40 m dari tempat semula.

Berdasarkan kedua data tersebut mereka bisa menentukan panjang KA. Bagaimana cara mereka menghitungnya dan berapakah panjang KA tsb?

By Andib2n

Long ago, a clever mathematician used to cheat
people. Once he borrowed Rp.4000/- from a rich man.
After a few days, he borrowed Rp.2000/- from the
same man. Many days passed, the mathematician did
not return the money to the rich man. The rich man
went to the mathematician and asked to return the
money. But to his great surprise, the mathematician
replied that he had already paid the debt.

“See here, friend” said the mathematician “the sum
of 4000 and 2000 is equal to zero, so I do not have
any balance to pay”.

The rich man took the matter to the court. When the
judge came to know this, he was astonished. He asked
the mathematician to prove that sum of 4000 and 2000
is zero, but not 6000. The Clever mathematician
agreed. He said:
Let a = 4000, b = 2000 and c = 6000

a + b =c
Multiply both sides by a + b

(a + b) (a + b) = c (a + b)

a*a + ab + ba + b*b = ca + cb

a*a + ab – ca = cb – b*b – ba

a( a + b -c) = -b(-c + b + a)

so

a = -b

= a + b =0

Hence by putting the values of “a” and “b” as 4000
and 2000 respectively, their sum is zero, so the
mathematician saw no need to pay any money to the
rich man. The above calculation has no doubt
surprised you as it did the judge??!!

now, if we put it in numbers:

(4000 + 2000) (4000 + 2000) = 6000 (4000 + 2000)

4000*4000 + 4000*2000 + 2000*4000 + 2000*2000 = 6000*2000 + 6000*4000

4000*4000 + 4000*2000 – 6000*4000 = 6000*2000 – 2000*4000 – 2000*2000

4000( 4000 + 2000 -6000) = -2000(-6000 + 4000 + 2000)

so

4000 = -2000

Misalkan x=1…

0=0

x-1=x²-1

1(x-1)=(x+1)(x-1) bagi kedua ruas dengan x-1

1=x+1 (substitusikan x=1)

1=2

Coba anda jelaskan di mana kesalahannya…

Bagi para moderator forum olimpiade. dilarang menjawab soal ini, karena soal ini terlalu mudah bagi kalian…

Saya mendapat tugas bahasa inggris dari guru saya…

Ia menyuruh kami (students) untuk membuat karangan yang menceritakan tentang sebab kami (students) masuk dalam penjara (ceritanya kami adalah seorang mantan narapidana yang baru saja keluar dari penjara)…

Kami disuruh membuat karangan itu sampai 2 kali…

Ada beberapa teman saya yang membuat cerita yang cukup kocak…

Demikian ceritanya :

I had killed someone, I swear I did it in purpose…

When I was at school, my english teacher asked me to make a story about
“How I could be put in the jail”… Then I made it, and then she read n gave me a good mark…

Then, She asked me to made another story about it again…

I felt angry, and then I killed her, because she made me busy….

So I was put in the jail for 2 years…

Story by Dani Suluh Permadi (dds-permadi.blogspot.com)

Here is another story :

Long long ago, my friends and I, planned to rob a bank… I was the planmaker… Then my teammate were Mary,Willson,Satrio, and Setiawan (me)… We used 2 cars, and toyguns…

When the bank was open, and there was not too many people, Mary pretended to be fainted… So the security helped her… Setiawan and Willson robbed the money, and satrio and I became hostages…

After that, Willson and Setiawan were shot… They died!!!

Satrio and I took the money with us and we ran by car…

I was in the first car, and Satrio in the other car…

Satrio was arrested less than 3 minutes after that, because he wasn’t as goog as me… The police ran after me… 4 hours later, my car ran out the fuel… My car stopped on the middle of street… So the police arrested me and court sentenced me for 1 day, because I had disturbed the traffic… (not because I had robbed the bank)…

Than Satrio was given death penalty…

So Mary and I lived happily 4ever…

Story by Eric Winata Jonathan (ericbla.blogspot.com)